'Time-Travel' -- honeyed and romantic

Sure, it's sappy. But it's a good kind of sappy. My review of "The Time-Traveler's Wife" is here (sorry, don't know why the link isn't working. You'll have to cut and paste the address):

http://boomerlifemagazine.com/ver2/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=297:time-travelers-wife&catid=74movie-reviews.

'O'Horten' -- Shhhh!

“O’Horten” is a quiet film about a quiet man, filmed with quiet humor. In its entire length, there is not one single big explosion.

Ordinarily, that is to be desired. But this Norwegian export proves, for most of its length, that it is possible to be too quiet.

Bard Owe stars as a newly retired train engineer who discovers, at age 67, that it is never too late to start living. And that moment is uplifting and moving and sweet -- when it finally comes. It just takes too long to get there; or rather, too little happens before it does.

Owe stars as Odd Horten. Odd may be a perfectly normal Norwegian name, but its English meaning is not entirely inappropriate for him. He lives a life almost unnoticed, leaving his modest flat only to go out for a quiet (of course) beer, to visit his invalid mother and to drive a train from Bergen to Oslo, and then from Oslo back to Bergen.

His mother, we learn, was in her youth a ski jumper. But Odd would never do anything that dangerous, that out of the ordinary. He is a simple man with simple tastes; his chief (and possibly only) joy is his pipe.

As the film begins, Odd is about to retire. Shy and self-effacing, he is not looking forward to the inevitable retirement party (“Odd does not enjoy the limelight,” says the host), with its tributes and its humorously bizarre, train-related rituals.

Most of the rest of the movie shows Odd continuing not to enjoy life, but becoming increasingly aware that things are happening around him -- an unexpected arrest, a couple of young lovers finding what they think is privacy, a man trying to dodge a dinner party with his wife.

It is a chance encounter with a diplomat played by Espen Skjonberg that changes him, and it is certainly welcome when it comes. Too much of the rest of the film centers on such breathless questions as whether or not he will sell his boat. Not why he is thinking of selling it, just whether he will.

Owe is fine as Odd, a man in whom still waters run…still. He can’t be captivating, though, because there is so little of him. We have the sense that Odd isn’t a man who sits and thinks, he’s just a man who sits.

There’s nothing wrong with that, of course. It’s just a little quiet.

'District 9' -- aliens, gore and apartheid

If it’s true that there are only six basic stories to tell, “District 9” manages to combine its familiar elements in marvelously inventive ways.

What starts out as a straightforward analogy of apartheid turns into an alien horror interspecies buddy-film action-picture mockumentary, with a Transformer.

It’s been weeks since we’ve had one of those.

A giant spaceship hovers inert and ominous over Johannesburg. Its inhabitants, more than a million of them, are malnourished and listless; they are taken down to earth and housed in a temporary camp. This temporary camp becomes a permanent slum larger than most big cities, where the aliens live in crime-ridden squalor.

The giant corporation that runs South Africa (the film is set in 2010) decides that everyone would be happier -- the humans, at least -- if the shrimplike aliens were moved to an even worse place a couple of hundred miles away to do it.

The person they put in charge of the evictions, Wikus is the wrong man for the job. He’s weak, he’s ineffectual and he has the sometimes cruel hubris assumed by people who are certain they are of a superior race. His evictions lead to harassment, bullying and more killings than are strictly necessary.

But as played by the strikingly effective newcomer Sharlto Copley, Wikus changes. The more he learns about the humans’ treatment of the shrimp-like aliens (they’re derogatorily called “prawns”), the more sympathy he has for them. The evil corporation is especially interested in the prawns’ powerful weapons, which can only be fired by prawns.

The quasi-governmental corporation turns out to be the second largest producer of arms in the world, and is willing to go to great and greatly evil lengths to master the alien technology.

Director and co-writer Neil Blomkamp has given a great deal of thought to his premise -- it’s based on a six-minute short he made a few years ago -- and his filmmaking technique. The documentary style, featuring interviews with experts, each with his own agenda, is a hugely efficient way to present complicated exposition. Most of Blomkamp’s previous work has been in visual effects, which helps make the computer-generated imagery in this film shine, from the misty, looming spaceship to the precise, fluid movement of the aliens (except when they jump).

The film isn’t always easy to watch; it has a super-high ick factor. It has blood galore, and gore, and that thing, first seen in “Private Ryan,” where exploding bodies turn to red splashes of plasma. Even though it is well done, the violence becomes repetitive, and because of this the film goes on about 10 minutes too long.

But that’s a minor quibble. With “District 9,“ even though you’ve seen it all before, you’ve never seen anything like it.

G.I. Joke

Brendan Fraser won. Dennis Quaid lost.

Fraser, the amiable goofball star of such films as “The Mummy” and “Gods and Monsters,” has a small role in “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” and chose not to receive credit for it. Quaid, the generally more serious star of “The Rookie” and “The Big Easy,” has a slightly larger role in “G.I. Joe,” but his name is in the credits.

Poor Quaid. The man had a reputable career.

The same will never be said of Channing Tatum, the film’s actual star. Tatum is hilariously inept as a sensitive tough guy who speaks in a monotone without inflection or punctuation.

In one of those jaw-droopingly awful performances that are just so deliciously entertaining to watch, Tatum stars as Duke, whose name, you will notice, is not G.I. Joe. The term “G.I. Joe” initially referred to the ideal of the U.S. soldier, an ordinary grunt plugging away in the infantry with the strength and courage expected of an American fighting man.

That was the meaning in the 1945 William Wellman movie “The Story of G.I. Joe,” starring Burgess Meredith (as reporter Ernie Pyle) and Robert Mitchum. But the new “G.I. Joe” movie isn’t based on the old “G.I. Joe” movie, it’s based on a television cartoon series that was created to sell toys that took their name from the old “G.I. Joe” movie.

Throw in the explicit (and almost certainly failed) desire to become a franchise picture, the worst script of the year so far and the gloriously incompetent direction of Stephen Sommers and you wind up with a film that could only appeal to 6-year-old boys playing with their action-figure toys, but with a plot, violence and language sufficient for a well-earned PG-13 rating.

In this film, Duke and his friend Ripcord (Marlon Wayans) aren’t grunts, they’re in Special Ops. And then they are recruited to a team of Extra Special Ops, an international group of soldiers inexplicably called G.I. Joes. They’re the people who keep the world safe for democracy, or at least blockbuster movies, by fighting evil megalomaniacs bent on world domination.

Enter a wealthy arms merchant played by Christopher Eccleston, who plans to destroy many of the world’s biggest cities while cackling such things as, “When these missiles detonate, the world will turn to the most powerful man on the planet!”

His equally evil villainess, Sienna Miller, turns out to have been Duke’s former fiancee. What are the odds? She joined the dark side after blaming Duke for the death of her brother, Joseph Gordon-Leavtt. We know this because we see it in two or three flashbacks. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is not afraid to ask “How many flashbacks can you put in one movie?” even when the answer is “Too many.”

One of these flashbacks shows the sparsely attended military funeral for the brother, held in the rain, at which Duke arrives late, on a motorcycle, in black leather and dark glasses (in the rain!) and keeps his distance as the graveside service ends.

“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is not afraid to ask “How many clichés can you put in one movie?” Heck, it’s not even afraid to ask “How many clichés can you put in one scene.” Why is it that leather-wearing motorcycle guys always come late to their best friend’s funerals? Do they have something more important to do? Do they say, “My best friend is getting buried and I really want to be there, but first I think I’ll stop in for a cheeseburger?”

Speaking of clichés, the torturously drawn-out and poorly edited climax is shamelessly stolen from aspects of the first three “Star Wars” movies. As bad as the film is, it isn’t completely, scorchingly horrendous until this climax. But it goes on so long, it officially renders the film unwatchable.

It’s so bad, there may not even be a sequel.

"Julie & Julia" -- Sweet confection

It's about food, it stars Meryl Streep and Amy Adams -- of course it's good! Read my review of "Julie & Julia" here: http://boomerlifemagazine.com/ver2/index.php?=com_content&view=article&id=294:julie-a-julia&catid=74:movie-reviews

"Asperger!" "Gesundheit!"

Pleasant but minor, “Adam” is one of those movies that treat fairly serious ailments as if they were cute.

The ailment in this case is Asperger’s Syndrome, a high-functioning form of Autism (Autism, you will recall, was little known to the public until the release of “Rainman,” which also made the ailment seem cute, though with more success).

Hugh Dancy stars as Adam, who, as a result of his condition, does not pick up on social cues. He rarely knows what to say, or when to stop talking, and his conversations tend to be exclusively about astronomy, about which he knows a great deal (he is an Asperger’s savant, like Rainman was an autistic savant -- it makes it easier for the audience to like them).

His new neighbor upstairs -- their apartments are huge by Manhattan standards -- is elementary teacher Beth, played by Rose Byrne. Beth finds Adam good looking and sweet and good looking, but a little odd, and she begins to fall for him for no reason we can see except perhaps his good looks.

There is no particular chemistry between the characters, but we are certainly not opposed to their falling in love. Actually, we are more concerned with Beth’s happiness than Adam’s, which is fine, except the movie isn’t called “Beth.”

Also in the cast are familiar faces Mark Linn-Baker (briefly) as an attorney, Amy Irving as Beth’s mother and most notably Peter Gallagher as Beth’s investment-banker father. He is actually the most interesting character throughout most of the film, until the last reel or so, when he starts to act out of character.

Actually, that is when the whole movie gets a little fuzzy, and it never entirely regains its momentum. Writer-director Max Mayer obviously knows where he wants to take the story, he just doesn’t know how to get it there. When lost, he leans heavily on the music, with such lyrics as “When I find you, I’ll find me.” Needless to say, such songs should be leaned on lightly, at best.

People with Asperger’s can fall in a large range of functionality, and Adam is generally on the low end of that. He doesn’t understand irony, he doesn’t understand jokes, and he says things like “I can see that you’re upset, but I don’t know what to do.” On the other hand he does have a friend, a sagacious, older black man played by Frankie Faison. Morgan Freeman must have been busy on a different movie that week.

Food (Inc.) for thought

You might want to think about eating before you see “Food, Inc.” You sure aren’t going to want to eat after you see it.

If an advocacy documentary is judged by how much it makes you agree with its point of view, “Food, Inc.” is one of the best documentaries in years. The film wants to scare you into action, and it sure scares you.

The subject is food, and how it is increasingly unhealthy for us. It doesn’t just cite statistics, it takes us inside chicken coops where genetically manipulated, oversized chickens lie dead on the floor, and (via hidden camera) slaughterhouses that are, the film persuasively argues, petri dishes for e. coli.

And then it goes a step farther and introduces us to a nice woman from Colorado who has become a food-safety advocate. She makes the rounds in Washington, talking to sympathetic Congressmen and showing them a picture of her cute little son. He ate a tainted hamburger and was dead within days, she explains.

“Food, Inc.” is the “The Jungle” of the 21^st century, with the same kind of impact. It will have you looking at your food in a whole new light, examining its labels (and wondering what has been left out) and quite possibly avoiding the products of certain companies.

A lot of this film’s revelations have already come out in the news and other reviews, but one that has not been widely broadcast is perhaps the most shocking one. The giant chemical company Monsanto makes the weed killer Roundup, and also engineered a strain of soy bean that is resistant to Roundup -- it can be safely planted where Roundup is sprayed. But because Monsanto created the gene, it owns the intellectual property rights to the seeds. This means that farmers who try to save their seeds from one year to the next -- as they have been doing since mankind has been farming -- find themselves sued by Monsanto for intellectual property theft. Fighting the company in the courts has been prohibitively expensive for most farmers who have tried it.

The right of a company to claim a gene as its property -- in essence, to get a patent on a life form -- was decided by the Supreme Court. The justice who wrote the decision, Clarence Thomas, was for two years a corporate attorney for Monsanto, in its pesticide and agriculture division.

The movie’s central thesis is that the advent of fast food has resulted in unprecedented consolidation in the agriculture business, turning it into more of an industry than ever before. To feed America and the world’s fast food habit, giant agricultural corporations have been engineering ways to make food products bigger, faster, fattier, cheaper. As a result of these efficiencies, the quality of food has declined and the likelihood of disease has increased.

And through government subsidies, corn has become less expensive to sell than to grow. Because it is so cheap, corn is being used for everything from ketchup and peanut butter (in the form of high fructose corn syrup) to feed for cows and pigs -- and now even farm-raised fish are being taught to eat corn.

“Food, Inc.” is one shock after another, presented in what seems to be a fair and evenhanded way. It is almost entirely one-sided, though, although it is through no fault of the filmmakers. Offered the chance to respond to the charges made against them, one large company after another declined to be interviewed for the movie.

Considering the fascinating and horrifying case that is made against them, you can’t really blame them.